Part 1 C...
SLOWDOWN IRAQ - TWO SEVERED THUMBS DOWN FEBRUARY 6, 2003 - In response to Colin Powell's U.N. presentation, the Iraqis are more insulting than Simon Cowell at karaoke night. (2:40)
IRAQI ARMY MARCH 12, 2003 - If nothing else, the Iraqi army has proven it is well prepared for any banana peel landmines. (1:37)
MOMENT OF ZEN - BAGPIPES IN IRAQ MARCH 17, 2003 - American troops preparing to invade Iraq play bagpipes on St. Patrick's Day. (0:10)
HEADLINES - IRAQ: ARE WE THERE YET MARCH 19, 2003 - Out of respect for the troops in Iraq, the Academy Awards will replace the red carpet with a crimson bathmat. (6:46)
MOMENT OF ZEN - OPERATION IRAQI FREEDOM MARCH 31, 2003 - Fox News broadcasts footage of U.S. missiles attacking Iraq backed with classical music. (0:18)