Part 2...
HEADLINES - STRAW DOGS 8/16/99 George W. Bush celebrates his victory in the Iowa straw poll by crapping into a box and kicking an old woman.
AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME 8/18/99 Senator Bennett reveals the only possible way George W. Bush will not be nominated involves either a black woman or a bus.
HEADLINES - STANDING PAT 9/27/99 Taking a jab at Pat Buchanan, Texas Governor George W. Bush makes a push for the Republican nod for both the presidential race and the master race.
HEADLINES - CAMPAIGN IN THE ASS 10/6/99 George W. Bush and Al Gore continue their presidential campaigns in New York City and the United Nations releases a report on robots.
HEADLINES - BACK SCRATCH FEVER 1/5/00 Vice President Al Gore and Governor George W. Bush receive key political endorsements from Senator Ted Kennedy and Elizabeth Dole, respectively.
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