THIS JUST IN - THOMAS PAINE IN VAIN 3/4/1999 Massachusetts relaxes its gun control laws for Revolutionary War re-enactors, leaving the state wide open to blunderbussing.
MOMENT OF ZEN - TOUGH GLASS 3/16/1999 A man fires a gun at a Mercedes Benz to demonstrate the strength of its windows.
HEADLINES - MAGNUMB-SKULL 3/30/1999 Tom Selleck joins Charlton Heston in becoming a celebrity spokes-nut for the NRA.
A HASTILY THROWN TOGETHER EDITORIAL - TOM SELLECK 3/30/1999 Jon throws together an editorial about Tom Selleck's affinity for gun's life lessons.
WE FIX EVERYTHING 5/11/1999 Without guns, we would soon fall prey to the evil machinations of deer and rabbit. They're out there, nibbling ever closer.