HEADLINES- MAJOR LEAGUE GASHOLE 5/1/2001 The Bush Administration's new energy plan won't affect your way of life -- provided you burrow a whole to the center of the Earth.
MOMENT OF ZEN - NUCLEAR 5/2/2001 President George W. Bush mispronounces the word "nuclear."
HEADLINES - SHIELD OF DREAMS 5/2/2001 After 100 days of forced seclusion, President George W. Bush was released from his handlers to read from a prepared text.
SHIFT STORM 6/4/2001 Trent Lott demands the Republicans wage war against the Democrats and restore democracy to Washington D.C.
FROM RUSSIA WITH COOL DETACHMENT 6/18/2001 President Bush visits five countries and is met with a rocky and sometimes bricky response.