COKE BUSH George W. Bush still refuses to disclose whether he has used cocaine and, from a reporter's standpoint, that can only mean that he's definitely used cocaine.
HEADLINES - FANCY BOOK RITIN' Governor George W. Bush releases a new biography showing his glistening heart.
HEADLINES - INDECISION George W. Bush fails a test on foreign leaders, Al Gore hires a feminist author to soften his image and Stephen Colbert has phone sex with a woman in Minnesota.
BACK IN BLACK - PERUVIAN JUNGLE Drug addicts are treated to a hallucinogenic drink in the Peruvian jungle, North and South Korea are about to have it out, and George W. Bush is leading in the polls.
HEADLINES - EMPIRE OF THE SON George W. Bush's foreign policy experience ranges from El Paso to Lubbock.
What would eventually happen on George W. Bush's watch;